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buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism


buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism


  • DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:Wait-
  • Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:I didn't-
  • Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:PEACE

The cold never bothered me anyway.”

art from Frozen (Big Golden Book)

(Source: i-see-thelight, via homisexuals)



snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via homisexuals)


edwardspoonhands:

lizziekeiper:

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

THIS

Since Nic Cage will apparently do anything…why isn’t National Treasure a TV show…I would watch that every damn day forever.

(Source: spacehamsters)



cool cyberpunk tip

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY


edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

via

Yuuuup.

I love it how fifty year olds are like “BOTTLED WATER IS SO EVIL! It’s SUCH A WASTE OF PLASTIC!” However, if you place mountains of sugar that was acquired through industrial farming and some psychotropic compounds into the water and make it into liquid candy they’re like “THIS IS AN EXCELLENT USE OF PLASTIC AND YOU SHOULD POUR THIS STUFF INTO YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN!”

There is definitely a fourth category here though…people realizing that things that their parents think are great and acceptable are in fact terrible (examples…coal…and homophobia.)


edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

via

Yuuuup.
I love it how fifty year olds are like “BOTTLED WATER IS SO EVIL! It’s SUCH A WASTE OF PLASTIC!” However, if you place mountains of sugar that was acquired through industrial farming and some psychotropic compounds into the water and make it into liquid candy they’re like “THIS IS AN EXCELLENT USE OF PLASTIC AND YOU SHOULD POUR THIS STUFF INTO YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN!”
There is definitely a fourth category here though…people realizing that things that their parents think are great and acceptable are in fact terrible (examples…coal…and homophobia.)

thesejokesdontcount said: I think this whole transition with the ads is really cool, and I like that you're doing it. However, seeing people make it their business to know what exactly you do with however much money you make kind of irks me. Nerdfighters can be so enlightened and caring, but does it ever frustrate you how intrusive they can be, analyzing every statement you make and now even analyzing your money?

edwardspoonhands:

No. I see our business as being owned by Nerdfighteria more than it is owned by me. If I have an unofficial board of directors with 200,000 passionate, caring people on it, that’s fine with me.


futureoffilm:

Will Hollywood Learn From ‘The Fault in Our Stars’?

(via tfios-moviee)


futureoffilm:

Will Hollywood Learn From ‘The Fault in Our Stars’?

sifu-kisu:

I’m on my official count down to getting ready to go to SanDiego Comicon!
But I’m sitting here patiently waiting….

Checking into our Villa on Thursday late night-
I’ll be at the Nickelodeon Legends of Korra Panel on Friday morning 11-something-ish-
Avatar The Last Airbender: Beginning and Beyond SDCC 2014 on Sunday morning-
See you there if you’re lucky enough to get to be there-
In the mean time I’ll be sitting here; patiently……..


sifu-kisu:

I’m on my official count down to getting ready to go to SanDiego Comicon! But I’m sitting here patiently waiting….
Checking into our Villa on Thursday late night- I’ll be at the Nickelodeon Legends of Korra Panel on Friday morning 11-something-ish- Avatar The Last Airbender: Beginning and Beyond SDCC 2014 on Sunday morning- See you there if you’re lucky enough to get to be there- In the mean time I’ll be sitting here; patiently……..

"Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who can do the things that no one can imagine." x

(Source: darlingbenny, via dudeufugly)



gatdamn-baftub:

gingerblivet:

Walking to my internship, see a woman carrying a really adorable baby out of the school. Smile at her, about to comment on the precious little happy child, when

BAM- realize that’s Sarah and Alice Green. 

Continue smiling, say nothing. 

(Maybe say hi next week)

WHY DID YOU NOT SAY ANYTHING?


alaricsaltzmans:

i am most definitely a madman with a box

the tardis (3/?)

(via doctorwho)



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