surprise witch

Apr 19

delightsofdesiderata:

luluxa:

I wanted to be an actor, and they basically said, “You’re too big. Your eyebrows are too active. Your face expresses too much.”

Meanwhile, his eyebrows now have their own fanclub, and there are whole segments of the internet dedicated to how awesome his face is.  Peter: all the points; RADA: zilch.  Game.  Set.  Match.

delightsofdesiderata:

luluxa:

I wanted to be an actor, and they basically said, “You’re too big. Your eyebrows are too active. Your face expresses too much.”

Meanwhile, his eyebrows now have their own fanclub, and there are whole segments of the internet dedicated to how awesome his face is.  Peter: all the points; RADA: zilch.  Game.  Set.  Match.

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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rippeddad:

rippeddad:

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

Good thing ripped shrek blew it up in that one anime

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doctorwho:

Samuel Anderson at the BBC offices in Wales 

doctorwho:

Samuel Anderson at the BBC offices in Wales 

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“In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?” — 6-year-old child, addressing Hillary Clinton (via usnews)

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bookjunkie26:

Shout out to the people who continuously tag all their post to organize their blog because I can’t do that shit

I can’t help it

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Anonymous asked: I know you ship Eruri, but from an Eruri and Ereri multishipper, could you please refrain from posting it today, out of respect for Eren on his birthday? :)

graylees:

OH MY GOD. OOOOOOH MY GODDDDD. OOOOOOHOOHHOOOOOH MYY Y GOODODDDDDOHDOOHOM Y GOD DDDDO HDOM DY GDOD GOD

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charlixcxisthebest:

trailerparkhoney:

when you wake up on the second day of your period

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Me rn