I saw this post and decided to see what came up. I figured there had to be a logical explanation for the cookies one and found this blog, but at that point there was already a sarcastic rant in my head, so here you go.

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE US OF NOT BAKING COOKIES?!! IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN’T BAKE A REAL COOKIE WITHOUT LOVE AND THAT GOD IS LOVE? WELL ONE DAY I WILL BAKE THE BEST COOKIES EVER WITH THE LOVE OF MY OTP AND YOU WON’T GET ANY BECAUSE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THAT THEY’RE REAL COOKIES. AND IF YOU STEAL ONE WHILE I’M NOT LOOKING, MAYBE THEN YOU WILL APPRECIATE ME.