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20. Midwest. Ravenclaw. I like Harry Potter, Doctor Who and its spin-offs, Supernatural, Sherlock, Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Glee, The Hunger Games, Teen Wolf, Broadchurch, and Once Upon a Time. My blog doesn't have a specific theme. I blog about all the fandoms above and whatever strikes my fancy. Enjoy! Please note that this is not a spoiler-free blog.

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coolscar:

every apocalypse/catastrophe movie: *footage of statue of liberty being destroyed/falling down*

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

  • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
  • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
  • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
  • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
  • Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
  • #gallifreyan: this chair is sentient but the person sitting it is not #also what caste is the chair #it is very important to know what caste the chair is #we don't want to offend it (tags via charamei)

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via sherlockpoodles)

he4vyrain:

lianachan:

beaconsoftomorrow:

bilbos-buttons:

The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.

If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.

\m/

this is important 

This is why people were still pissed at Steven Moffat when he responded to accusations that he was sexist by saying that he’s sexist against men and women are better in general. He didn’t get it. One of the major points of feminism is that you don’t have to earn your rights by being better according to someone’s standards.

he4vyrain:

lianachan:

beaconsoftomorrow:

bilbos-buttons:

The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.

If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.

\m/

this is important 

This is why people were still pissed at Steven Moffat when he responded to accusations that he was sexist by saying that he’s sexist against men and women are better in general. He didn’t get it. One of the major points of feminism is that you don’t have to earn your rights by being better according to someone’s standards.

(via thisishowyouwhistledixie)

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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jallerdyce:

I just tried to write ‘raggedy man’ on my phone. It autocorrected to ‘tragedy man’.

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(Source: minhod)

ashlynharrris:

nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives

(via devoncarrots)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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(Source: moraniarty, via sandshoes-granddad-and-chinny)

wilsonsdead:

POND LIFE IS SO CUTE AND HAPPY UNTIL THE LAST PART AND THEN IT’S LIKE YOU’VE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH BY AN ELEPHANT OH MY WOW I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

idiotsonfb:

idiotsonfb:

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(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

ohburnham:

i also hope that you don’t see through
this cleverly constructed ruse
designed by a marketing team
cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
and girls’ desperate need to feel loved (x)

(Source: sourwolves, via cloysterbell)

bobbymoynihans:

paulmartinamericanheroismyblog:

bobbymoynihans:

attention entire HIMYM writing staff

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it wasn’t that bad

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(via theworksofshumdinger)

kyliesparks27:

pjcalamity:

landscapesclothesandfootball:

doctorcakeray:

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY 

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

Girl Scout cookies taste like FREEDOM

(Source: hotsenator, via girlwiththeyellowscarf)

alicexz:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”

ALSO

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