eyelikeamagpie:

lucianovargasx:

yue-multiblog:

- Mom…. Dad… I am canadian

- God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose.

OH GOD IT GOT WORSE 

(Source: thewhatever, via that-pesky-nargle)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

is there even racism in canada? sexism? phobias of any kind?

i’m desperately trying to find something to put into my “cons” list but all i have is

(via girlwiththeyellowscarf)

brendonurieshat:

iamthejarvis:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ltsnoisyupthere:

cuddlingcumberbatch:

cannibalisticbumblebees:

BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????

In canada we call them memory sticks

Why would you call them USB drives?

Wait, do other countries not call them that?!

We call them USB drive because we put them in the

USB port

we call the memory sticks because we put the in

the memory stick holder-place.

we call them flash drives…

(Source: st-stuttersomethingprofound, via tardisintheparty)

It’s raining in Canada in January

idek

catgirlxlrg:

typingsdrawings:

juicyjacqulyn:

boysofjollystreet:

wholidays:

if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff

omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country

I can’t tell if the $20 smells faintly of mint or if that’s just my purse having gum in it…

Oh my Gawd it’s true! O__O

(Source: matturday)

virginsonstrike:

bunny-undertaker:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

Canadians…

#people who think this is a joke

(Source: pleatedjeans, via spirantization)

peanutsareforpussies:

meghai:

seize-the-ass:

a-really-funny-girl-just:

edsheewalkedd:

firstadream:

eat-sleep-procrastinate:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear

canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.

handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates

canada wins

(Source: mspadfooted, via reiish)

OKAY CANADA TIME TO LISTEN THE FUCK UP

raisaroney:

I’M MAKING A CARTON MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TELLS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M CARTONING YOUR HEAD

HERE GOES

THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A CARTON 

AND YOU DON’T NEED A FUCKING TUTORIAL FOR IT BECAUSE IT’S BETTER THAN BAGGED MILK

ENJOY IT MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: gaysgeneration, via yousuchcock)

theres fireworks outside my house

i hear people celebrating

i live in canada

(Source: cipherpol9, via bullet-for-your-dreams)

egobus:

I just imagine Canada slowly creeping away from America as the night goes on and quietly calling to England “mom, help america going through one of his phases again”  

(via aglassofkurtscomeeverynight)

youngbloodbuzz:

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

#canadians pls

Pls you can’t handle dis

the bagged milk saga continues

(Source: njena)

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via leave-me-wanting-moree)

reasontobelieve:

elijahswoody:

ne-yo:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

 #every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada

#the moose games

(via janathetwodickedhermaphrodite)