when you get caught reading gay fan fic
I don’t understand those screencaps that people post of the silly file names that they give to pictures of hot actors because my desire to be able to find each individual picture 4 years later overwhelms everything else
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
when a good show slowly starts to become awful but you can’t stop watching because you’ve grown too attached to the characters
we are all thinking of a different show right now and i think thats beautiful
good captains don’t abandon their ships