Actual texts from my father yesterday:

• Father: Your Mom will not let me have any of your candy you left in Her car. I told her you are not selfish and would not have a problem sharing with your fathe
• Father: r, but she still won't let me have any.

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

(via lacigreen)

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

(via inspectorspacetardis)

lifeofstrength:

rolling around because I’m so stuffed with lasagna and don’t want to do homework.

doctorwho:

i-am-the-doctor-and-i-am-afraid:

Final product! Doctor Who Premiere Food Party Time!!!

I can’t get over how awesome those cookies are. One for each episode of series 7.1. They’re all amazing.

doctorwho:

i-am-the-doctor-and-i-am-afraid:

Some little fatty friends came to the party.

G.P.O.DWTUMBLR?

stravaganza:

bowtied:

whatthefoucault:

Dalek Cupcake Wrapper by ~F-A

I NEED THESE TO LIVE

Blimey those cupcakes look absolutely…

…Dalektable.

(Source: whatthefoucault, via doctorwho)

jesuschristvevo:

if theres one thing tumblr taught me its how to type with one hand and eat with the other