the fandom life

locsgirl:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

My hand slipped

This is what started the Satan and Me comic.


locsgirl:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE






My hand slipped

This is what started the Satan and Me comic.

0fficermako:

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remember when i cockblocked you AND got you arrested at the same time?

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yeah, varrick, i do

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that was GENIUS, RIGHT?

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my ma taught me that one, bless her soul. rest in peace, you crazy wall-eyed dingbat

(via sophiecognito)


home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

(via sophiecognito)


beroberos:

lok snapchats taken by bolin, korra and asami, and kai respectively ;)



dimdesire:

If Renesmee doesn’t say “my mom’s got a date with a vampire” then what’s the point


jimpovolo:

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

(Source: radticulum, via iamthegreatestshowonearth)


blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(via somesortofgeekfreak)


blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

mattysheallys:

(via agonynowhelllateron)


mattysheallys:

richarcl:

(via queen-dean-andbooksinbetween)


richarcl:

i-am-phanlocked:

752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

how does one look dwon

(Source: 107409)


mishasminions:

CAN’T WAIT

(via somesortofgeekfreak)



Anonymous said: so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases??? 


mooseleys:

for lucilovesme43



fluorescentsilence:

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

The camo tie



dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

OK i just drew this face

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now im gonna try drawing it again without looking at my monitor

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i tried again with my leftn hand

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and im literally gasping for breath becaues i cant stop lauging at it

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(via with-out-wax)