So I let my friend use my computer for a few minutes while I went downstairs. When I turned it back on a few hours later, I found this
Not strictly academic, but close enough. I’m Asian American and was taking a plane back to my university to finish up my PhD in English Literature and teach a composition class. The man sitting next to me asked me why I was flying from the West Coast to the Midwest. I told him I was going to the University of ________.
He asked me why I was going to the university so I told him I teach English.
He says, “You mean you’re learning English.”
“No,” I say. “I’m teaching English.”
“You see,” he replies, “You are confusing the words ‘teach’ and ‘learn.’ You are learning English.”
oh. my god.
wait no no. THIS MAN.
I’m done omg
what do i do? (and also im 15 for fucksakes.)
i am sorry but i have been laughing at this for about 10 minutes now i dont think i’m ever going to stop
You ignore it and go on about your day. It’s not your issue.
“Yes, I did murder Ms. Scarlet, but in my defense I was exposed to too much gay as a child.”
Because nothing about a homosexual couple has ever been published…