the fandom life

  • Sister (touching my toes):this little Rose went to the TARDIS
  • This little Martha went home
  • This little Donna had memories
  • And then little Donna had none
  • And this little Doctor couldn't go wheeee wheeee wheeee all the way home

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via funnytext-posts)


priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

(Source: youtube.com, via sherlockpoodles)



skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter, via burdened-with-glorious-puns)



agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

(Source: rayrard, via wondermentsofme)


getsthejobdone:

I just made a scene with the amount I was laughing at this

"too late she’s gone"

(Source: iraffiruse)



consultingsnowqueen:

Marius Pontmercy + text posts

THE MR. DARCY ONE

(Source: margaretpcarter)



narcotic:

this is my favorite post on this website

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via cloysterbell)



locsgirl:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

My hand slipped

This is what started the Satan and Me comic.


locsgirl:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE






My hand slipped

This is what started the Satan and Me comic.

greggslikethepastry:

Yah called me fucking wot m8

(Source: hazellncaster)



this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via zhitan)



(Source: banadino, via castielcampbell)



tvteller42:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

And a new fanfic was born this day


clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans, via pizza)



cas-was-never-in-your-ass:

That took such courage to post


cas-was-never-in-your-ass:

That took such courage to post