oh yeah, a few weekends ago my friend invited me to go to the beach but i couldn’t go cause i was on my period that weekend, so i texted her “sorry, i can’t go. crimson wave and all that.”
and she didn’t know what a crimson wave was and literally thought it was a storm heading towards the beach so she told her boyfriend that we canceled the beach plan because of some storm on the beach called the crimson wave
safe to say i’m not using any period nicknames with her anymore
(via somesortofgeekfreak)
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
(via the-fandoms-are-cool)
SO COME ON THEN
TAKE IT
TAKE IT ALL
I either live adjacent to a cat brothel or a cat fight club or a cat fight club and brothel. You hear al this high pitch SCREAMING in the middle. Of the night.
Tumblr is here for you
It’s COLDPLAY! I got it, I won…
It was actually “River Song.” Matt is insane.
Moffat’s face is like “I hired this guy to act?” xD
(Source: vflowz)
ACTUAL DIALOGUE IN THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
- River: Professor River Song, the Doctor might have mentioned me
- Clara: Oh yeah, of course he has. Professor Song! Sorry I never realised you were a woman
- Strax: Well, neither did i
DYING BECAUSE OF STRAX’S COMMENT
I’m dying over here
