the fandom life

alaskayoungisalive said: What would happen if you microwaved a person?

goldenr-evolver:

scishow:

They would get warm…and then hot…and then very hot…and then they would die. But if you only zapped them for a few seconds…it would just feel like a pleasant warming sensation. Unlike heating through infrared radiation (which is how the sun or a fire would heat you) microwave radiation would heat you from the inside, areas where you have more water stored like muscles and fat would warm fastest. My grandfather served in the Korean War and he once told me that they’d actually stand in front of microwave antennas to warm themselves on wet, cold nights. He lived to be 92 years old so…I guess it’s not /always/ dangerous. 

-Hank

Thank god since I just found out that my uncle once put his pet ferret in the microwave


So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via burdened-with-glorious-puns)


apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

today on Tumblr I learned that the back of a school bus is apparently a coveted place

(via whovians-and-sherlockians)


mr-comatose-cas:

zipitclark:

swampbara:

nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves

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"aw why thank you yes so kind we werewolves appreciate it"

(Source: realmoonfacts)


queer-multifandom-antichrist:

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

THE CAT’S FACE

(via queer-multifandom-and-proud)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

(Source: mammothpills, via funnytext-posts)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via funnytext-posts)


ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

(via funnytext-posts)



agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

(Source: rayrard, via wondermentsofme)


getsthejobdone:

I just made a scene with the amount I was laughing at this

"too late she’s gone"

(Source: iraffiruse)



ghostmotif:

im just a heterosexual guy, i love hanging out with my guy friends, chilling out with my guy friends, making out with my guy friends. Wait

(Source: emoticonflict, via sarafina777)


A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

(via apenapencilandanironlung)


jayisforjasmine:

smokejournals:

me

oh my fuck

(Source: methhomework)



Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material