the fandom life

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via resentment-face)


starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

I bought a fish. I named him Merlin.

I fear Merlin will not be safe in my possession.

Merlin now lives across the hall. I have visiting rights. I am now depressed but it is better this way…

I miss Merlin.


huggyhale:

i was watching a cop show with my family and a suspect was holding a piece of evidence and without thinking i said “is that a nipple clamp” (it was a watch) and now my family calls me nipple clamp and ive never regretted a comment more


alaskayoungisalive said: What would happen if you microwaved a person?

goldenr-evolver:

scishow:

They would get warm…and then hot…and then very hot…and then they would die. But if you only zapped them for a few seconds…it would just feel like a pleasant warming sensation. Unlike heating through infrared radiation (which is how the sun or a fire would heat you) microwave radiation would heat you from the inside, areas where you have more water stored like muscles and fat would warm fastest. My grandfather served in the Korean War and he once told me that they’d actually stand in front of microwave antennas to warm themselves on wet, cold nights. He lived to be 92 years old so…I guess it’s not /always/ dangerous. 

-Hank

Thank god since I just found out that my uncle once put his pet ferret in the microwave


So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

(via burdened-with-glorious-puns)


apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

today on Tumblr I learned that the back of a school bus is apparently a coveted place

(via whovians-and-sherlockians)


mr-comatose-cas:

zipitclark:

swampbara:

nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves

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"aw why thank you yes so kind we werewolves appreciate it"

(Source: oculophilia)


queer-multifandom-antichrist:

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

THE CAT’S FACE

(via queer-multifandom-and-proud)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

(Source: mammothpills, via funnytext-posts)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via funnytext-posts)


ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

(via funnytext-posts)



agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

(Source: rayrard, via wondermentsofme)


getsthejobdone:

I just made a scene with the amount I was laughing at this

"too late she’s gone"

(Source: iraffiruse)



ghostmotif:

im just a heterosexual guy, i love hanging out with my guy friends, chilling out with my guy friends, making out with my guy friends. Wait

(Source: emoticonflict, via sarafina777)