the fandom life

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

today on Tumblr I learned that the back of a school bus is apparently a coveted place

(via whovians-and-sherlockians)


mr-comatose-cas:

zipitclark:

swampbara:

nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves

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"aw why thank you yes so kind we werewolves appreciate it"

(Source: realmoonfacts)


queer-multifandom-antichrist:

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

THE CAT’S FACE

(via queer-multifandom-and-proud)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

(Source: mammothpills, via funnytext-posts)


wankstyles:

#harry styles in 10 years

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via funnytext-posts)


ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

(via funnytext-posts)



agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

(Source: rayrard, via wondermentsofme)


getsthejobdone:

I just made a scene with the amount I was laughing at this

"too late she’s gone"

(Source: iraffiruse)



ghostmotif:

im just a heterosexual guy, i love hanging out with my guy friends, chilling out with my guy friends, making out with my guy friends. Wait

(Source: emoticonflict, via sarafina777)


A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

(via apenapencilandanironlung)


jayisforjasmine:

smokejournals:

me

oh my fuck

(Source: methhomework)



Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


i-am-phanlocked:

752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

how does one look dwon

(Source: 107409-archive-i-remade)


fluorescentsilence:

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

The camo tie

(Source: drunkasswhiteboys)